A 'What to do if your car BREAKS DOWN/you're in an automobile ACCIDENT'
  card from American Family Insurance

The remains of a stack of orange 'youth' bus tickets.

Semester bus passes for fall 1998, spring/fall 1999, and spring/fall 2000
  (the rest are probably still in my wallet)

PETA membership cards from 2003 and 2005

A cupon: 'This cupon entitles bearer to FOUR (4) FREE HOURS OF CHILD CARE'
  On the back there is a list of names written in cursive:
  'Shanie, Jennifer Z, Davida, Shanie, Wendy, Marella'

A menards receipt

2 free french fry cupons for Burger King

A ticket from the
  University of Wisconsin-Platteville
  Student Organization of Latinos Raffle

A UW-Platteville Student Discount Card that I never used once

A ticket stub for a plane ride from Madison to Chicago/Ohare
  Flight UA 359, Seat 22F
  Boarding 7:35 AM, June 8, 1998

A ticket stub for a plane ride from Chicago-Ohare to Wash-Reagan
  (and it's all faded and otherwise not legible)

A ticket stub for a plane ride from Seattle to Chicago-Ohare
  Flight 938, Gate N3, Seat 24A
  Boarding 1:50 PM, June 23, 2002

A card that says
  1 = Brie              Talk after Kristi,
  2 = Kristi            one card then travis
  3 = Dan               talks Next time talk
  4 = Travis            of fnext card

A million dollar bill

Passes that authorize me to enter Otts 108 after hours on
  March 16 and April 30, 2005

A piece of paper with my address on it, likely used when I went on that
  job-application rampage because I was pissed at A-Day:
    110 Brockert Hall
    1455 Circle Drive
    Platteville, WI, 53818-3098
    608-342-2784

Movie ticket stubs for:
  Godzilla      (4:00 06/07/98)
  Deep Impact   (4:15 06/14/98)
  Armageddon    (3:45 08/01/98)
  X-Files       (3:45 08/19/98) (I saw this with Travis)
  Opencap Ryan  (4:00 09/26/98)
  Youve Mail   (12:30 12/19/98) (I never saw this movie)
  Star Trek     (2:45 01/09/99) (#9, I'm guesing)
  Patch Adams   (2:15 01/30/99)
  Payback       (9:45 02/06/99) (I don't think I saw this either)
  Prince Of Egypt (2:15 2/7/99) (This movie had too much singing)
  Shes That     (2:15 02/07/99) (I have no idea what this was)
  October Sky   (2:45 03/31/99)
  X-Men         (7:30 09/03/00)
  Red Planet    (9:15 11/24/00)
  A I           (1:00 07/02/01) (This movie was awesome)
  Final Fantasy (9:30 07/11/01)
  K-PAX         (7:15 11/02/01)
  Jimmy Neutron (9:00 12/25/01) (I only went to help keep the kids in line...)
  Star Wars     (3:45 05/27/02)
  BFG Wedding   (6:45 01/17/03)
  Bend It Like  (9:15 04/18/03)
  Matrix        (6:45 06/20/03)
  Farenheit 9   (1:30 06/27/04)
  I, Robot      (9:00 08/07/04) (Also a movie I enjoyed)

Also in my wallet I have a lot of old ID cards and things, but they are not
made of paper so they don't get recycled.