I went to church and spread mulch around with a bunch of old people. Then I went to Fizz's house and we looked at Doom levels and then we rode around in their convertible and tried to find some sort of cover for the duct tape couch. We didn't find one, so Fizz bought a CD for Jilua instead.

Then I went to Cub's to get milk. As I was coming in some employee was running out after some lady and saying that she had forgotten something. She said that she didn't forget anything because all they had bought was a bag of sunflower seeds and they had it right there. So all these kids (that work there) were standing around looking at eachother being confused. As I was checking out the checker didn't stop when he finished the order of the person in front of me, and I had to stop him so he wouldn't count my milk as part of their buyage. Then he didn't stop with my milk, either and the next guy had to say "nonono that's mine" just like I did. And then as I was walking out this guy was walking in and he totally knocked the swiping-in box off the wall and it was swinging around by it's power cable and making a fuss. Good times.

TOGoS's LiveJournal Theorem:

How much you talk about your boyfriend on your LiveJournal is directly proportional to how quickly you will break up with him.