Starting new job monday. I had a dream that I slept through my first day and they texted me to say that the donuts the recruiter brought in weren't going to wait.

Peter said "That would be a bad first day."

Note from 2019-11-01: When I actually came in on Monday, Brian from KForce had brought cookies, not donuts. Which was fine. But yesterday a bunch of donuts showed up. I ate one. It wasn't that good.